I was picking my nose and thought I had three nostrils. I wish I had three nostrils.

alchymyyyst:

xn—b6h:

brick wall.

waterfall.

girl, you think you got it all.

you don’t.

i do.

so psh with your attitude.

and poof.

be gone.

your breath is too strong.

wait.

come back.

you need a tic tac.

not a tic.

not a tac.

but the

whole

darn

pack.

sorry for being mean,

but girl, you need some listerine.

not a sip.

not a swallow.

but the

whole

darn

bottle.

bang bang.

choo choo train.

you wind me up?

i do my thang.

reese’s pieces,

seven up.

you mess with me?

i’ll mess you up.

babysloth18:

why do people put their disorders in their bio lol

Sometimes I’m like some people are so ridiculous at times I wish I could laugh them out of existence but then I realize you can do that on the Internet and then I feel kinda bad.

Also too, they just talk out of their ass like they know what’s up. My friend and I were talking once and she was like “I think it’s amazing that Rashida Jones is Spike Lee’s daughter, such a talented family.” I almost keeled over and died because just minutes before she showed me a tattoo of Morris Day and thought it was Prince.

Bruh white people are so much louder than black people, always talking about the spa they went to with Margaret for girls weekend or whatever, shut up.